cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

(via alcoholizing)

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

(via the-minish-cap-of-time)

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(via pschhhhhhhh)

fanniba-l:

clara-oswin—oswald:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

(via nuudl3s)

badsasuke69:

now……………for hte ramen :)

(Source: chdori, via the-minish-cap-of-time)