embarrassmental: narcotic: what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality (via just-livin-my-life-101)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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alt-j: calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids (via just-livin-my-life-101)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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0trevskies: rotg-art: "Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!" Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc- Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine. Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES (via just-livin-my-life-101)

0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

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suspend: me everyday: (via just-livin-my-life-101)

suspend:

me everyday:

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memeking69: when youre home alone and you hear a sound (via buttlholesurfer)

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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okaymad: when my friends meet up without me (via buttlholesurfer)

okaymad:

when my friends meet up without meimage

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svrferblood: me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss? (via jontronsbird)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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dogapult: how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger” (via buttlholesurfer)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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nosdrinker: my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life (via buttlholesurfer)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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hijerking:

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youredarrenfreakingpotter: My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family” He said people never knew how to respond (via jontronsbird)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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