Im James

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

fanniba-l:

clara-oswin—oswald:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

badsasuke69:

now……………for hte ramen :)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

lepreas:

lolsupreme:

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

I CANT BREAHTE

idk you should probably open a window or something

slyfaceemoji:

booty had me like

serionsly:

serionsly:

GUESS WHO’S FINALLY GOING TO THE GYM TODAY

if you guessed me you’re so wrong

sayokouehara:

one time in elementary school i got detention and once i got out i called my mom to pick me up and i waited for like 30 minutes before a lady came and she was so happy but then she said “thats not my son!” and i realized i called the wrong number and called a woman whos child is missing

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

bigstupidbaby:

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

epilepsywarning:

do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about

queerpong:

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

airrogance:

get rich or sigh tryin

dieindries:

dont let a white girl in uggs tell you shit

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

• please,
• don’t eat less, eat right
• don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
• don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
• don’t shut yourself away, speak up
• don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
• don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

squidvincible:

muelin:

squidvincible:

muelin:

WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE

DO IT FOR AMERICA

DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.

AMERICA

PAPRIKAS.

madturbating:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

starllex:

alright *rubs hands together* time to think of a successful text post

*6 hours later* 

wow nice post it looked better on my blog with 10k notes

yes because with the millions of bloggers on this website this idea could not have been thought of by anybody but you spicy-vagina-tacos, but good job on the 10,000 note post you should have it framed and put on your wall

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone