Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
*face palm* Have all of you forgotten about Bill and Teds Excellent adventure wear they go back in time in their phone box? Seriously